Two Oscar trips and a wardrobe malfunction
Some genius quotes
*I'm the fastest pe-er ever. I'm famous for it.
*As soon as someone farts around me I think it's hilarious.
*I'm sorry that I hit your car. I thought I saw Honey Boo Boo (accident alert!)
*I'm not cool enough to be at this party.
*I picked up an issue of Cosmopolitan the other day that had tips for job interviews because I was like 'I need to get better at interviews'.
Your Sexiest Woman alive!!